I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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