Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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