Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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