dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize
