nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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