What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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