I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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