Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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