It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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