Sry I called you an 8
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I wish there were birth control emojis
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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