awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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