I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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