Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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