Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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