Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I think I am morally bankrupt
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
