nut hugger
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
It's not a walk of shame if you run
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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