Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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