Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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