i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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