eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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