It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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