i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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