I just made out with a guy for $7.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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