Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Do vagina's smell?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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