at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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