what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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