I want to make a zoo with you.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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