i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I came so hard my ears popped.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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