I'm really into asian looking animals
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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