is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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