If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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