so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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