That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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