i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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