I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
This gyro tastes like lonliness
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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