do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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