I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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