Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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its like you know when i get waxed
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You did what with his pubic hair?
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