We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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