so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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