Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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