4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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