i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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