Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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