Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i just google imaged poop.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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