you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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