She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
