i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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