i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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