try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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