Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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