You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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