i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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